first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
