I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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