Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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