Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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