i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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