So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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