what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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