I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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