Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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