She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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