Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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