She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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