Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm really busy with my period
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