If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
