I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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