Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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