I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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