worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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