I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
we should paint friendship bongs
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