Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
