should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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