I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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