your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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