# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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