is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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