I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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