is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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