this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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