Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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