I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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