I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
