this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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