R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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