so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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