im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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