just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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