Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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