I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Randomize
