Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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