His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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