I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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