How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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