Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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