SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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