question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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