What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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