: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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