Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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