I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So squirting runs in the family.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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