i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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