so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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