I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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