I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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