I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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