We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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