she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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